Current RMFL teams
In the Order they joined the league
Owner Dick Craven
Coach Robby Night
Joined the league in Season 1
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The Bedwetters we're one of the original 3 teams to join the league. Rumor has it that the uniforms we're made in a childrens sweat shop and some children we're harmed in the making of the uniforms. The team is owned by millionaire playboy and former gay prostitute Dick Craven.
Owner Jesse The Buddy Bentura
Coach Harry Blitzer
Joined the league in Season 1
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The 3rd Team to join the league. Nothing much to say about this team just yet except that famous Wrestler Jesse Bentura forked over the cash to bring this team into existence.
Owner Kiwi Herman
Coach Toe (The Whiner) Jheissman
Previous Coach Moe Jibbs (Fired after first preseason game)
Joined the league in Season 1
Notes and Quotes
The 2nd of the 3 teams that we're first to join the league. Coach Moe Jibbs was replaced by Jheissman after only his first pre season game because he decided to go for the win instead of a field goal that would've sent the meaningless preSeason game into overtime. The attempt failed so the Coach was run out of town and fired by owner Kiwi Herman. He was later hired by the Bay of Men ManHogs.
Both Coaches hate each other even tho Jheissman played for Moe Jibbs and together they made love to each other and won a championship in the MFL. A rivalry may be brewin here you never know but these 2 teams will rarely face each other because they are in different conferences.
Owner
Spanky Nuñez
Coach Lince Bacardi
Joined the league in Season 1
Notes and Quotes:
Originally this team was gonna play at Arsole but they moved to Johnsonville just before the Season started
Star of the Wolf Network sitcom Jacob in the Center Spanky Nuñez presents the Latchkey Kids. He named Lince Bacardi as his main man, Spanky said that he will bitch and whine like a little girl and promised the crowd at the press conference that he would get on Lince's back if he doesn't get things goin right off the bat. Lince had a look of regret but from what we've heard he got paid a generous amount of money.
The Latchkey Kids were season 2 champs
Menfiss Mad Cows
Owner Milky Pornhusker
Coach Bart Shell
Joined the league in Season 1
The Sasquatch Creek Sewer Rats
Owner Phil Bates
Coach Dike Mitka
Joined the league in Season 1
Team Notes: This team is known to have caused the famous Seat Cushion massacre of Season 1 against the Sewer Rats in the Disgusting Animal Bowl
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Uniforms Seasons 1 - 6 |
Uniforms Seasons 7 - Present |
Woodstock Hipis
Owner Ronald Chump
Coach Chuck Knome
Joined the league in Season 1
The Chainsmokers are one of 2 teams who have Home and Away Helmets
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Home Helmet |
Away Helmet |
The Marlboro Country Chainsmokers
Lou Heffer
Moe Fontana
Joined the league in Season 1
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Home Helmet |
Away Helmet |
The Enterprise Trekkies
Owner William Fatner
Coach Tom Belidick
Joined the league in Season 1
The Mean Bay Muffins
Owner Ike Borden
Coach Tom Candry
Joined the league in Season 1
Notes: The Muffin Defense is known as the Fruitcake Defense.
Alkatraz Convicts
Owner A.J. Samson
Coach Mel Davis
Joined the league in Season 1
The hamsterdam Cannabis
Owner Tommy Wong
Coach Dicky Williams
Joined the league in Season 1
Notes: A mysterious smoke lingers thru out the Stadium at all times and no one really knows what it is or where it comes from. Everyone each fan that leaves the Stadium always consumes an insane amount food. Hamsterdam has become the fast food capital of the world because of it. For some odd reason the smoke has no effect on any of the Cannabis players.
Owner Ben Jaflak
Coach Bryan Cocks
Joined the league in Season 1
George Mindbender (The Greedy owner of the Old Nork Spankees)
Coach Bill Marcels
Quotes and Notes:
The Little Engine that Could Defense they earned this nick name in season 1 by there Coach Bill Marcels when they handed a very strong offensive Convicts team with the Number 1 overall Pick Dirty Sanchez as there Quarterback there very first loss.
The Old Pork Midgets join the league as well as the 14th team to join the league. Start spreading the news cuz Old Pork City has a brand new team that resembles there MFL Counterparts the Old Pork Big people. The owner is The Greedy owner of the famous Baseball team the Old Pork Spankees George Mindbender.
Joined the league in Season 1
Owner George Looney
Coach John Fadden
Joined the league in Season 1
Team Notes: This team is known for the famous Seat Cushion massacre of Season 1 against the Sewer Rats in the Disgusting Animal Bowl
Owner Don Elbay
Coach Dan Jeeves
Joined the League in Season 1
Notes and Quotes:
The Killer Ponies won the first ever Punch Bowl under Coach Dan Jeeves. The Punch Bowl Trophy is now also known as the Dan Jeeves trophy.
Nicknamed the Giddy up Offense by Owner Don Elbay
They will play in Kilometer High Stadium.
The Logo looks like it was blatantly stolen but Don Elbay was from the MFL Detver Horses but maybe he got permission to use it from his former team. At this point it is Unknown but the Uniforms kinda look like a mix of the 80's and Present day Detver Horses Uniforms.
Owner Moody Allen
Coach Jeff Vanbundy
Joined the League in Season 1
From Seasons 1 - 6 they played in Wanhatten Old Pork State but then in Season 7 they moved to Noogey Knee to become the Noogey Knee Nerds of War. The City of Wanhattan didn't even noticed that they moved.
Uniform History
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ManHogs Uniforms Season 1 - 3 |
ManHogs Uniforms Season 4 - Present |
Helmet Hystory
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Helmet Season 1-3 |
Season 4 - Present |
Old Helmet Season 1 - 4
Bay of Men Manhogs
Owner Richard Timmons
Coach Moe Jibbs
Joined the League in Season 1
Team Notes: Coach Moe Jibbs became the first Coach to lose his job after he lost his first ever preseason game as coach of the Greasy Valley Fleas and also became the first coach to get a 2nd gig with the Bay of Men ManHogs. Owner Richard Timmons fired Coach George Sichael and quickly hired Moe to coach his team. Click here for full story
The ManHogs switched there uniforms sometime between Week 3 or 4 of the 4th Season. They we're heavy favorites to win it all in season 3 but lost in there first playoff match against the Midgets 31-16. These Uniforms we're supposed to push them over the edge but they got off to a rocky start. The Team also changed it's logo and Team Colors as seen in the uniform.
Martyrville BigMeanKitties
Owner Bon Jon Bovi
Coach Prime Slime Peon Danders
Joined the League in Season 2
Aohell Instant Messengers
Owner Fustin Bimbolake
Coach Bob Poops
Joined the League in Season 2
Party Town RagingKeggers
Party Town RagingKeggers
Owner Ed Kennedy (The Heavy drinkin politician that is still standing)
Coach Heavy Drinker
Joined the League in Season 2
Garden of Eden Nature Boys
Owner Don Jeremy (Famous Porn Star)
Coach Stacy Lords (Famous Porn Star)(Uniforms will be naked men with Loin Cloths like Tarzan)
Joined the League in Season 2
Kotechs Bloody Tampons
Owner Doria Allred (Famous Feminist)
Head Coach Pam Michael Stevens
Joined the League in Season 3
Notes:The Defense was dubbed the PMS defense early in Season 4 for devouring the Muffin Offense like an angry woman on the rag. The Muffins we're actually scared for there lives in this game. Coach Pam gave them the name just before the game and it stuck.
The Goober Town Pandas
Owner Dr. Goose (Famous author of the book Green Weed and Beer)
Head Coach Jete Marroll
Joined in Season 3
Tinsel Town Crackwhores
Owner Tourtney Dove (lead singer of the band Slut)
Coach Rennis Jodman
Entered the league in Season 3
Killer Iguanas
Cochino Valley Killer Iguanas
Owner Pelvis Chestley
Chester Bigbewbs
Entered the League in Season 3
Noogatacha Postalworkers
Owner Marty Cochenheimer
Coach Marty Cochenheimer
Notes: The team unveiled it's uniforms weeks before the season was over. There is rumors that angry postal workers will join the team. Owner Marty Cochenheimer made himself the coach of the Team and currently the league has no rule against it.
The Away Helmet doesn't have the Logo only the Home helmet and no reason was given when members from the press brought it up.
Entered the League in Season 4
Los Diablos Horny Devils
Owner Zack Dicholson
Coach Dick Fisher
Entered the League in Season 4
Mohica Riots
Owner Lizzy Gordon
Coach Peeper Triblowlicek
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Entered the League in Season 4
The Mimia Waterless Sharks
Owner Screw Mesomemore (starred in such movies as Poison Oak, G.T. Gross Terrestial, and Chuck's Devils)
Coach Scoop Puppy Dawg (The Rap Star/ Pop Warner Football Coach)
Notes: The Waterless Sharks name comes from an incident that occurred back in 1983. On a Sunny Afternoon on August 14 1983 the City of Mimia was attacked by roughly over 3,000 Sharks that appeared to be out of water and completely dry. These Waterless Sharks came out and killed everyone in sight and actually broke into homes, Businesses, and schools. They killed everyone in the city with the exception of 6 people who slept thru the incident.
No one knew where they came from or where they went after the bloody massascre had occurred. There is some news footage that was recorded of the attacks but apparently the government thought it was fake because these sharks we're 9 feet tall and looked unreal. By the time the government got off there lazy asses to help it was too late and the Sharks we're no where to be found. Somehow the City rose from the ashes and is still on the road to a full recovery.
It only took the Sharks 3 days to wipe the city clean. Screw named the team the Waterless Sharks to honor those who died in that massacre. Scoop Puppy Dawg says if those Sharks come around again he will be ready for them. The team will donate nothing to Families who lost loved ones in the Waterless Shark Massacre of 1983.
The Waterless Sharks are the 2nd team in league history to wear Alternate Uniforms. The first team to wear alternate Uniforms we're the Woodstock Hipis.
Dotre Name Nuclear Powered Nuns
Owner Bong McJeeberson (a homeless guy from the Streets who won the Kawleyfornia Lottery)
Coach Thong McJeeberson (His Brother)
Owner Buddy Tampon
Coach Snip McPeaceflower
Notes: This team was named after Reggie Rejonovich a famous Rapist/serial Killer/Child Predator/Terrorist/Drug Dealer/Bank Robber/Assassin Who was Pardon by the President for saving a kitty cat's life by giving it Mouth to mouth after he saw it drowning in a Pool. Animal rights activists pressured the President into giving Reggie the pardon he deserved even tho he killed 91 people and hurt 308 people both Physically and emotionally.
The guy almost won a Nobel Peace Prize for the emotional speech he gave following the Pardon. He is Doodle Town's only famous figure and the town honored him by naming the team after him.
The City voted for the Team name and it was between The Gremlins and The Reggies and so Obviously the people voted for the hometown hero.
