Final Standings

Punch Bowl 6

The results are in for the game of the Century

Round 3 Conference Championship Scores

Detver Killer Ponies 17 Aohell Instant Messengers 41

WoW people really underestimated The Instant Messengers Defense as they embarrassed the Killer Pony offense by leaving them scoreless in the first half. Leeroy Medina only ran for 69 yards on 8 carries but to his credit they fell behind early and we're forced to abandon the running game. He did average 8.6 yards per carry but the image above pretty much says it all. He had a 49 yard run on the teams first possession but that was pretty mush his only good run of the game.

Meanwhile the Messenger's very own Running Back Buster Schwulst ran for for 236 yards on 24 carries. The Killer Ponies quarterback Jack Devericks threw a record high 6 interceptions. They we're forced to pass the ball and this resulted in 6 costly interceptions. They did outscore the Instant Messengers 17-10 in the 2nd half but obviously that wasn't enough.

The Kawlorado Boulders 47 Johnsonville Latchkey Kids 12

This game was definitely a shocker that we didn't expect to see. The first half was a pretty close defensive sturggle with the Boulders having a 17-9 lead but the flood gates opened in the 2nd half and the Latchkey Kids could only score 3 points in the 2nd half. So there you have it folks the stage is set for Punch Bowl 6

Final Scores

So the stage is set for Punch Bowl 6

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Round 2 Divisional Scores

The Boulders upset the Redcoats in a close defensive struggle. The Instant Messengers stumbled a little on Offense but still looked good. The game between The Killer Ponies and the Hippies was a back and forth game up until the Forth Quarter where the Killer Ponies started pulling away. The Latchkey Kids sturuggled a little on offense but had the game under control the entire time despite that mysterious smoke that lingers in the Hot Box Dome.

Round 3 Games

Detver Killer Ponies at Aohell Instant Messengers
Kawlorado Boulders at Johnsonville LatchKey Kids

The Instant Messengers will fall prey to the Killer Ponies because they have too much offense for the Instant Messengers to handle. The Boulders had a fantastic ride once again but the LatchKey Kid defense is just too strong to overcome.

The Detver Killer Ponies will face the LatchKey Kids in the 6th Punch Bowl extravaganza.

Round 1 Wildcard Scores

The Boulders own the Midgets as they once again upset the Littluns but this time the score was a little closer than last year. The Boulders wasted no time as they scored on the very first play from scrimmage. They took a quick 10-0 lead but the Midgets tied it just as quick by scoring 10 points of there. The score was tied at 17 at the half but the Midgets only scored 6 points in the 2nd half. The Midgets had more passing yards but they allowed 447 rushing yards against the Boulders which was pretty embarrassing for the Little Defense that could. 3 players went over the century mark and even the QB ran ran 73 yards including one big 61 yard Touchdown run. Owner George Mindbender was Embarrassed and is considering firing Coach Bill Marcells for losing twice to this Boulder team.

The Mad Cows had a new look in the field of play

The Game between the Cows and the Nerds of War turned into a slaughter House of nightmares for the Mad Cows. They never lead and fell behind quickly. In the 2nd half they got goin on offense but the Defense was not able to slow down the Nerd offense.

The Hippies jumped out to a 17-0 lead just before the 1st quarter ended. But Cochino Valley got some momentum goin when the Hippies turned the ball over. They scored 14 points and narrowed the gap to 3 points and even had a chance to take the lead or atleast tie it. They went 3 and out and allowed the hippies to pull away going into the 3rd Quarter 34-14. They got within 10 points halfway thru the 3rd Quarter but penalties on the Exotic Reptiles kept a crucial drive alive for the hippies. The 4th Quarter was a scoreless quarter for both teams so the Iguanas definitely had there chances and failed to snatch a victory from the Woodstock Hippies.

Round 1 Wildcard results

Round 2 Divisional Matchups

The upset of the week will be the Boulders despite there record we think that they can get hot again in the Post Season. Defensively they don't look as good as last year but many believe that they will be albe to turn it on again. The teams remaining in this Division are beatable.

Teams that are favorites to make it to the Punch Bowl up to this point.

The Killer Ponies vs. Latch Key Kids

The Playoff Picture is finally Clear

The Season 6 Playoff Seeds

The Mean Conference

The Instant Messengers have the number 1 seed because they have the best record
The Detver Killer Ponies get the 2nd spot for because they scored more points than the Hippies
The Hippies will get the 3rd spot
The Mad_Cows get the 4th because they swept the Sewer Rats in the regular season and also take there Division
The Nerds of War get the 5th spot because they have the better record
The Killer Iguanas get the last spot over Sewer Rats because they beat them at the end of the season

The Meaner Conference

The Redcoats get the Top Spot because they own the Tiebreaker over the Cannabis because they beat them
The Cannabis get the 2nd Spot because they Beat the Midgets in there meeting
The Midgets get the 3rd as well as there Division because they swept the Latchkey Kids
The Nuclear Powered Nuns get the 4th spot because they won there Division
The Latchkey Kids do not own any tie breakers but have the best record out of all remaining teams so they get the 5th spot
Last years Runner up Boulders will take final spot. you never know they could get hot again like last year during the Post season.

The Matchups
Obviously The Instant Messengers, Killer Ponies, Redcoats, and Cannabis have the Week off for coming

The upset of the week might be the Boulders over the Midgets. Don't forget what happened last year to the Midgets against this team. I'm sure they have that in the back of there heads.

The league also showed us the Punch Bowl 6 logo

The Regular Season is over

Yes that's folks you heard it here first the regular season is finally over and as you can tell by the standings the playoff picture is a huge mess. The League has hired a specialist to fix this issue and he too is having a hard time figuring out this playoff mess.

The official league website has not been updated in ages but the teams continue battle each other in the field of honor.

In the final week of Madness some teams controlled there own Destiny like the Sewer Rats but the Sewer Rats lost in a close game to the Killer Iguanas. The Mad Cows who were at 7-3 at one point lost 4 of the last 6 games that we're remaining on there schedule. The former champs swore to there fans that they would win it all again this year with the greatest of ease but now they got alot of explaining to do. They went 9-7 despite scoring the most points in the entire league this season.

How bout them Instant Messengers they looked pretty good this season and they only lost 1 game. But even there own fans think they are gonna drop out early in the Playoffs because some of there games against weak teams we're closer than what the scores indicate.

The Convicts had the worst season in the Teams history they went 6-10. They had a tough schedule this year and got off to a 5 game losing streak. Many of there fans killed themselves because humiliation to them was a fate worst than death. The Convicts did step it up a little in the 2nd half of the season. They almost defeated the Division Rival Midgets in there 2nd Meeting but fell short and they almost beat there other Rival the Mad Cows in a Holier than Thou no Holds Barred killer game.

In the Meaner Conference 4 teams went 12-4 and 2 teams with 8-8 records will make it to the Post season. The Latchkey Kids Defense allowed the fewest points this season but are expected to lose to the Midgets because they got swept by the Midgets during the Regular season. If they can somehow avoid the Midgets in the post season however they might win it all.

The Playoff picture looks ugly but everyone is expecting the Midgets and Killer Ponies to face off in Punch Bowl 6. Were hoping that league officials will somehow have this playoff issue by tomorrow so the post season can start this weekend.

Week 17 Results

Interesting stats

All time Rushing up til season 6 top 5

Season 6 was a slow one for Running backs in General Leading rushers for this season

Week 10

Madcows we're trailing 30-10 at halftime but made a comeback in the 2nd Half and took the lead with less 1:30 remaining. It's the comeback of the year so far. The Hippies beat the Redcoats in Overtime and the Nerds of War win it in Overtime also. The Cannabis shock the Midgets in suprising fashion by spanking them.

The Latchkey Kids outsmoke the Chainsmokers and the Killer Ponies barely edge the BigmeanKitties.

Team Standings

Offensive Rankings as of Week 10

Week 10 Scores

Week 9

The big news for Week 9 is that the Instant Messengers who we're the only undefeated team left lost to the Trekkies.

Week 9 scores

Week 8

Week 8 Scores

Week 7

Manhogs break the Bong Boys fans hearts as they beat the Cannabis. The Killer Iguanas The Killer Iguanas played a good game but the Cochino Valley Boys we're unable to finish the job. Postal worker use there Psycho rage to tear apart the Raging Keggers.

The Game of the week was the Hippies vs. The Instant messengers but the Hippies was on LSD this night because the Instant Messengers took care of business tonight.

Week 6

The Scores are in for Week 6

Midgets sure know how to a party as they outdrink the Raging Keggers in this must win game for the Keggers. The Instant Messengers take care of the Snail Mail Crew to remain undefeated. The Waterless Tame and take a big bite out of the Horny Devils. Sewer Rats escape with a win against the Puny fleas.

The Manhogs take care of the Big Mean Kitties, The Pandas QB Brady Bunch has the Muffins for Lunch, The Nuclear Powered Nuns punish the Reggies, and The Bloody Tampons PMS defense is not scaring anybody as they lose to the Bedwetters.

Week 5

Upcoming Week 5 games

The Killer Ponies are itching for a victory over the Fleas

Will the undefeated Hippies beat the crap out of the primitive men with feather Undees (Nature Boys).

The Trekkies and Horny Devils have identical records and is considered the game of the week so there's no telling what will happen here.

Can the Boulders roll over the Manhogs or can the Convicts rape the Latchkey Kids.

Can the Cannabis lace the Muffins.

Can the Raging Keggers party hard and prevent the riots from breaking out.

Can the Nerds of War outchat the Instant Messengers for Chatwhore supremacy.

Folks even the experts themselves like Prime Slime Deion Danders and the face of the RMFL network Bitch Eisen have a hard time figuring these games out. So Stay tuned for these bigger than life matchups which will be coming your way.

Week 4

Week 3

Week 2

Week 1

The Boulders defensive rythm carries over into this season and the Nerds of War did the unthinkable by leaving the Bloody Tampons scoreless. The Midgets come back after trailing at the half to put a beat down on the Chainsmokers and the Convicts get embarrassed by the Nuclear Powered Nuns.

Season is underway

The First game of the new season has officially just started. It's the Sewer Rats vs Trekkies. The league has been struggling to stay afloat these past few months because it's struggling to make money. The players thought that it was the perfect time to start a strike. At first they wanted more money but the league was broke. So instead the league offered the players an alternative proposition.

They offered each of the players a free Bagel and a cup of coffee. The players took the offer and felt that the battle that was waged had been won.

No other news this week except that Helmick the number 1 overall pick was released by Los Diablos because he viscously raped the Team owners 19 year old son. Owner Zack Dicholson saw the whole thing and video taped it but he didn't know that it was his son til after he viewed the video for the 3rd time.

This is a single player league for now and this stuff is fake.
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