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Post Season Results for Season Round 1 Scores
Round 2 Scores
Round 3 Scores
Punch Bowl 9 Final Score Convicts 68 Pandas 41 Congratulations to the Convicts for finally winning it all. QB Brady Bunch had his chances but the turnovers killed them, better luck next year. Week 17 The Regular season is over, The losers go home and take some extra time off while winners continue to battle it out wishing they had the extra time off to bang some Cheerleaders or super hot Super models instead of struggling to stay alive in the playoff hunt in search of that ever lasting glory that awaits the future champions of the Universe. Scores
Weeks 14-16 WoW what a turnaround it has been for some of the good teams these past few weeks. With Week 14 still in it's infancy we started seeing some drastic changes in some of the good teams out there. The Trekkies lost to the Fleas, The Bloody Tampons beat up on the Horny Devils with their PMS defense. The Riots beat up on the once Endangered Pandas, and the Muffins put a beat down on the Boulders. That was just Week 14 in Week 15 we saw the Sewer Rats edge the Mad Cows and the ManHogs beat the Boulders, The Latchkey Kids beat the Convicts in a crazy thriller where the Convicts intercepted a pass with 32 seconds to go and quickly scored a touchdown on the very next play. Unfortunately they failed on the 2 point conversion attempt which would've tied the game and send it into overtime. In week 16 The Kawlorado Boulders lost again which knocked them off the playoffs but if they lose their last game they will record their first ever losing season. Many crittics feel that this is it for the Boulders because they have to face a very tough to Beat Bacon County Team who's still in the hunt for their own division. The Pandas killed the Instant Mesengers in what some thought would've been a great future playoff matchup. Brady Bunch and company put up 68 points on the Mighty Instant Messenger defense which really put a stamp on things to come in the Post Season.
Finally as shown above the Big Mean Kitties are probably gonna feel this pain forever. They got Butchered by the weakest team in the league 48-17. There is a rumor floating around that the league officials stopped was would've been a mass suicide attempt by all the players and lots of their loyal fans at a ceremonial gathering. Suspicion grew a few days later when the League thought it was strange that such a gathering would take place especially after a beating like the one they endured. Socres for Weeks 14 and 15
Week 16 scores
Week 13
WoW Week 13 already in the books and we're headed down that final stretch. Last year's Champs the Mad Cows are in danger of not making the playoffs because they are streakyer that a pair of underwear full of crap. Alot of crittics thought that they might repeat as champions but now even if they make it to the post season many feel that the Pandas are a strongerteam with QB Brady Bunch at the Helm and that defense that great defense they have. The Horny Devils look like they will making into the post season for the very first time but their fans don't seem all too exicited just and feel that they will eventually fold in the end. But a win against the Aohell instant Messengers certainly was a good test for them and are tied with them for the Division lead. After a rough start the Horny Devils are currently on an 8 game winning streak but even that's not enough to please their fans at this time. The Convicts are another team who are currently on a 8 game Winning Streak and clinched a playoff spot and possible home field advantage if they win 2 more games. Many feel they will have a hard time getting past the Nuclear Powered Nuns. The last game they play in the regular could be a preview of Punch Bowl 9 when they face off against the Pandas. They barely got past their division rivals in week 1 but they gotta face them again in the weelks to come in Old Pork.
The Headless Beavers started sliding downward including a loss to the Mad Cows after beating them early in the season. The Beavers went on a 4 losing streak but then came back and won their last 2 games but as a result they are tied for the Divsion lead to the hated Mad Cows. The Killer Ponies are on their to recording their second winless season which pleases their fans because they will own that record for seasons to come if it comes to be. The Trekkies will make it to playoffs on back to back seasons after making it for the first time last season and will be lookin for their first post season victory but it's still up in the air and trekkie fans all over the world want to set their Phasers to stun. Alot of tough Battles in Week 13 as you can see from the Scores below and alot of Divisions are still up for grabs if you click on the Standings you wil see what I mean.
Week 7 The Mad Cows are looking strong again and the Pandas showed a little weakness on the defensive side but they pulled away in the 4th quarter. The Killer Iguanas spanked the KillerPonies who still have not won a game and probably miss Leeroy Medina by now. While the Reggies continue to prosper with his presence even tho they are using him sparingly. The Convicts take care of the Cannabis and the Horny Devils looked good as they beat up on The Nature Boys.
Weeks 2-6 Well alot of time has gone by since week 1 more surprises and probably the biggest of them all is the Pandas and Trekkies being undefeated up til this point. We've seen the Trekkies get off to great starts in the past before so who knows what the future holds for them.
Other teams that have been doing good this season are the Headless Beavers who currently have the best defense of the winning teams. The Mad Cows started out great with Wide Receiver Randy Owens back on the team and looked like the defense was unstoppable. But they never recovered from a week 3 Headless beaver loss. They have lost 3 straight games so far and Randy Owens is crying for the Ball again. The BigMeanKitties barely broke even at 3-3 but crittics feel they can overcome this down the line.
The Bean Town Redcoats are leading there division despite being an even 3-3 and teams like the Reggies and the Instant Messengers have each won 4 games. The Reggies are lookin good again despite newly aquired RB Leeroy Medina's struggles. Leeroy blames his Offensive line for his misfortune but the Offensive line makes holes for him larger than a country. Scores Weeks 2-5
Week 6 scores
Standings thru Week 6
Overall Standings thru Week
Season 9 now Officially underway The Mad Cows crushed the Killer Iguanas, The Convicts barely edge the Midgets on their home court, The Pandas devour the Sewer Rats, and the Riots beat the Instant Messengers. The biggest surpirses so far to me are the Headless Beavers and The Panda's Defense only allowing 3 points to the Sewer Rats.
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